guitar noob

A person who believes that he is a pro guitar player when in fact he is n0ob.

Ben: Hey Nick, check out that guitar noob!
Nick: Yeah, that guy sucks ass like Herman.

guitar noob by Emma Yeandle May 12, 2007

Guitar Junkie 

someone who does nothing but talk about guitars, talks about playing guitars, looks up shit about guitars, and hates guitar hero. doesn't even necessarily play guitar.

Guy 1: omg hey man have you seen gibsons new robot guitar?
guy 2: no i havent go away.
guy 1: aww man i played it last week, it ruled.
guy 2: GO AWAY.
guy 1: hold on im gonna find it on google and show you
guy 2: guy 1 your such a damn guitar junkie GO AWAY NOW

Guitar Junkie by Joe Norton April 27, 2008

Guitargasm 

When one experiences intense sexual pleasure from hearing intense riffage or soloage from a guitar god. Similar to a drumgasm.

I listened to Symphony of Destruction last night, and as soon as the solo came in I experienced an earth shattering guitargasm.

Guitargasm by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010

Strumming the guitar 

A term meaning sex and/or hand jobs, depending on how it is used. If someone offers you a guitar lesson, it means they are offering you sex or some "strum fun". During the guitar lesson analogy, condoms are referred to as pleactrums.

Person one: Hey, fancy meeting my in the music cupboard later for a... guitar lesson? I fancy strumming the guitar ;)

Person two: No sorry, no strum fun for my today, I don't have a plectrum on me.

Strumming the guitar by yakuzakitty April 19, 2009

guitar 

An instrument to wake up my sisters

mom.. where's my guitar.. im gonna wake up my sisters!!

guitar by Manok May 22, 2005

Guitar 

What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.

Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank

Guitar by radtoast December 17, 2011

warr guitar 

A variant of the traditional electric guitar and bass guitar the Warr guitar was designed by Mark Warr. The Warr guitar usually has 8 or 12 strings ranging from notes below the register of the bass guitar and going just as high as the traditional electric guitar. Unlike a bass guitar or electric guitar a Warr guitar is usually held vertically instead of horizontally, although it can be played both ways.

The Warr guitar is usually played by using touch-style. The Warr guitar's main advantage over other guitars is that it only takes one finger to produce the sound instead of two. Yet the Warr guitar can also be plucked or strummed.

Trey Gunn of the most recent King Crimson band is one of the most famous Warr guitar players of all time.

warr guitar by Zomby January 17, 2006