Definitions by radtoast

Guitar 

What thirteen year old boys start to play when they realize they're deep and emotional.

Thirteen-year-old: Hey Youtube, here's my own rendition of Hey There Delilah for all you lonely ladies out there.

(Makes a deep emotional face and plays some shitty guitar)

Person watching video: I think my penis just shrank

Guitar by radtoast December 17, 2011