Geodynamics of Gemology

The specific application of geodynamic principles to the world of precious stones. It's the study of the immense social and financial pressures that cause trends in the gem market to "fold" and "fault." This includes analyzing how a celebrity engagement ring acts as an "igneous intrusion," forcing a new gemstone (like a morganite or a padparadscha sapphire) into the public consciousness and displacing the established "sedimentary" layers of diamond dominance.

Example: "When Meghan Markle wore that aquamarine ring, the geodynamics of gemology went into overdrive. The tectonic plates of the jewelry industry shifted overnight, and suddenly every bride wanted a blue-green rock, causing a massive upthrust in the price of aquamarines and a corresponding trough for traditional emeralds."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Geodash

A term to refer to the hit Rhythm-Platformer Geometry Dash. Popularized by Jynxzi.

new player: yo dude have you ever heard of geodash? i just beat back on track
not really new player: uh yeah i beat bloodbath
new player: hacker!!!

by Bored_Person November 17, 2025

Geriod

When a very average sized sexy ginger twink has his period and gets all moody and sad, even more than he already is as he's ginger.

Oh no, James is having his Geriod, he's so average sized and he's going to get all moody and sad!

by GeriodDrinker December 10, 2025

dirty geordi

Using a VR headset in public to watch something not suitable for public viewing.

There is a guy on this plane doing the dirty Geordi.

by rupertQgibblesworth August 7, 2016

urban geode

A space in a city that has been closed off, boarded up, sectioned off, from use. This may or may not be the result of changing fire and zoning codes in the mid-twentieth century. Often times furnishings and finish materials are left in tact.

The space above the restaurant used to be apartments, but the restaurant removed the staircase to make more room so the space above cannot be accessed. It is now an urban geode.

by nwg5004.1 March 14, 2019

Bert gerdah

A cliché or something you knew was going to happen.

DAMNNN JAMAL DIED LAST WEEK??? DAMNNNN! what a bert gerdah.

by T0PAZ Ryuubenski February 11, 2021

Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda

Swedish for "Love makes no sense but goes great with lingenberry sauce." Famous words by the legendary Swedish poet Ingmar Ibsen.

Love is strange. It's like the Swedish poet once said, "Herda gerda gaberda shmerda curla herda..."

by Handle Found November 26, 2025