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Glock

n. 1) An Austrian corporation, known for it's fine pistols, though it also manufactures entrenching tools and knives. Glock pistols are unique in that they have no external safties, and are made with high-impact polymers - though they are 80% steel, and will set off metal detectors.
2) Gaston Glock, the company's founder and President.
3) Slang: An expensive-looking semi-automatic pistol.
1) The robbers pulled out Glocks and pointed them at the bank employees.

2) I had a chat with Mr. Glock.

3) "Yo' G, hook me up wit' 'dat Glock!"
"Actually, sir, that is a Sig-Sauer."
"'Dat be wack!"
by Spock July 13, 2003
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After Sex Glow

The warm glow on a woman face after being thoroughly satisfied by the act of sex.

Also abbreviated at "ASG".
Jarod: Dang, Ashley looks great!

Addie: Her man just left the apartment, she has that after sex glow.
by Chodious Maximus October 4, 2015
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gloucester high school

an extremely scary school in ottawa with many stabbings in the area. anyone going here should fear for their safety. if you have the chance you should immediately transfer schools. almost everyone is on drugs and if you even LOOK at someone in the wrong way they will tell their gang about you and get you beaten up. i am praying for anyone who has to go to this terrible school. my advice to anyone who is going here is to make it one year without looking at or talking to anyone and transferring schools if you manage to finish the year.
person 1: did you hear about the freshman at gloucester high school who got stabbed just for the entertainment of the person who stabbed him?
person 2: yeah, i feel so bad for anyone who has to go to that terrible school
by bigfella23432 August 29, 2021
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Reverse Gloryhole

It's like a gloryhole, but instead of men being behind a wall with their penis protruding through the wall, women have their lower halves exposed through the wall and men (or women) have sex with them.
by Naughty Dana May 17, 2016
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Globular Clusterfuck

A number of closely interrelated disasters that are connected to one another through their collective gravity.

The expression is the combination of the astronomical term globular cluster for group of stars and a clusterfuck.
The oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico will ruin corporate reputations, damage the fishing industry, kill countless fish and birds, pollute beaches and coastal wetlands. In short it is a globular clusterfuck that will take years to recover from.

World War I, the Spanish Flu, the Great Depression and World War 2 are viewed by many historians as a globular clusterfuck that spanned over three decades.
by AYYFRON June 1, 2010
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Glory

Glory is by far the nicest person you'll ever meet. She's sensitive, she's caring, she'll do whatever it takes to make you happy. She's very quiet but that only makes her words even more valuable. She can be a bit childish at times and is a bit needy but she means well.
Never let Glory go, she's the best
by CRSN June 19, 2020
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Glocknade

When a Glock handgun malfunctions resulting in a large explosion.
I was at the range yesterday when the guy in the next stall pulled out his glocknade and started unloading on some steel. The explosion destroyed half the city.
by Rampant October 25, 2012
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