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by dmagic21220 August 18, 2009
Get the dumb funny mug.How do you keep four blondes entertained in a bar? Turn the bar stool upside down. That's pretty funny.
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Son: Dad, everyone in my class is talking about vaginas, but I don't get it. What do they look like?
Dad: Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.
Son: So what does it look like after sex?
Dad: Hmm...Lemme put it this way...have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?
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A husband said to his wife, "Honey, can I take a picture of your breasts so I can see them whenever I want?" And the wife replied, "Yeah, sure. But then I get to take a picture of your shlong so I can get it enlarged."
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*NEWSFLASH* Snow White was chucked out of Disney World. She reportedly pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and said, "LIE BASTARD, LIE"
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So a guy is walking down the street and he sees a sign outside a bar that says, "Pianist Wanted." The guy goes into the bar and says, "Hi, I saw the sign outside your bar." The owner says, "Oh yes. Can you play piano?" The guy says, "Well, I haven't played in a few years, but I used to be quite good at it." The owner gestures to a piano in the corner and says, "Show me what you can do." The guy goes over and starts to play the most beautiful piece that the bar owner has ever heard. When he's finished the owner says, "That was so amazing. What is it called?" The guy says, "Oh, it's called Your Mom Is A Big Fat Slut. I wrote it myself." The owner is a little weirded out, but says, "Okay, whatever. What else can you play?" The guy begins to play another song. This one is even more beautiful than the other one, and by the end the owner feels his eyes tearing. He says, "That is so impressive." The guy says, "Thank you. It's called Your Sister Slept With The Football Team. I wrote it myself" After a bit of thinking, the owner says, "Well, you get the job. Come around tonight, and just do your thing. People will request songs, but you just have to remember NOT to tell them the title of the song."
So the guy goes home, and at 8pm, he dons his old tux. However, because he hasn't worn it in a while, and he's gained some weight over the years, he can only fit into it if he isn't wearing underwear. But no matter, he goes to the bar.
While he's walking there, he realizes that he dropped his money, so he bends down to pick it up. What he doesn't realize though, is that when he bends over, his pants split open.
So now he's in the bar, and everyone loves his piano skills. Then some chick comes up to him and says, "Hey guy, do you know your fat hairy balls are showing?" The guy looks up and smiles proudly, saying, "Oh yes! I wrote it myself!"
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Son: Dad, everyone in my class is talking about vaginas, but I don't get it. What do they look like?
Dad: Well son, before sex it looks like a beautiful unopened rose.
Son: So what does it look like after sex?
Dad: Hmm...Lemme put it this way...have you ever seen a bulldog eat mayonaise?
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A husband said to his wife, "Honey, can I take a picture of your breasts so I can see them whenever I want?" And the wife replied, "Yeah, sure. But then I get to take a picture of your shlong so I can get it enlarged."
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*NEWSFLASH* Snow White was chucked out of Disney World. She reportedly pulled up her skirt, sat on Pinnochio's face and said, "LIE BASTARD, LIE"
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So a guy is walking down the street and he sees a sign outside a bar that says, "Pianist Wanted." The guy goes into the bar and says, "Hi, I saw the sign outside your bar." The owner says, "Oh yes. Can you play piano?" The guy says, "Well, I haven't played in a few years, but I used to be quite good at it." The owner gestures to a piano in the corner and says, "Show me what you can do." The guy goes over and starts to play the most beautiful piece that the bar owner has ever heard. When he's finished the owner says, "That was so amazing. What is it called?" The guy says, "Oh, it's called Your Mom Is A Big Fat Slut. I wrote it myself." The owner is a little weirded out, but says, "Okay, whatever. What else can you play?" The guy begins to play another song. This one is even more beautiful than the other one, and by the end the owner feels his eyes tearing. He says, "That is so impressive." The guy says, "Thank you. It's called Your Sister Slept With The Football Team. I wrote it myself" After a bit of thinking, the owner says, "Well, you get the job. Come around tonight, and just do your thing. People will request songs, but you just have to remember NOT to tell them the title of the song."
So the guy goes home, and at 8pm, he dons his old tux. However, because he hasn't worn it in a while, and he's gained some weight over the years, he can only fit into it if he isn't wearing underwear. But no matter, he goes to the bar.
While he's walking there, he realizes that he dropped his money, so he bends down to pick it up. What he doesn't realize though, is that when he bends over, his pants split open.
So now he's in the bar, and everyone loves his piano skills. Then some chick comes up to him and says, "Hey guy, do you know your fat hairy balls are showing?" The guy looks up and smiles proudly, saying, "Oh yes! I wrote it myself!"
by Tinkerbelll May 21, 2004
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by bunnella August 10, 2006
Get the funny 5 minutes mug.Someone who blatantly steals peoples hardwork, gives no credit to the OP, while receiving a considerable amount more thumbs than the OP, in some cases achieving frontpage. In some cases the Funnyjunk Douche will leave the OP's watermark they've left, or signature and claim it to be there own. This shows that the FJ Douche has no respect for his fellow funnyjunk community and therefore has no place on Funnyjunk.
An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.
A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
An extreme Funnyjunk Douche is one who once called out from the OP, deletes the comment left and blocks the OP.
A Reposter is a borderline funnyjunk douche, it depends on whats being posted, and if they blatantly stole "OC" from someone. An example being, jontheninjas comics being reposted and making front page.
Some examples of a "Funnyjunk Douche" are ballerinstaller and cameronchase.
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.
An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.
That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
Who literally stole ideas, OC, and content claimed it to be theres.
An example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche is krispybananaz who stole a hardworking user's (Tia) comp of funny pictures, added a few of his own, while leaving Tias signature, or end message on the picture, while claiming it as his own. Tia called him out but krispybananaz quickly deleted Tia's comment.
That is a prime example of an extreme Funnyjunk Douche
by BatCountry of Funnyjunk May 27, 2011
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The fundytard continued to insist that the earth was only 6000 years old, even when presented with evidence that proved otherwise.
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