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Fuckit List

A list of all the things you don't want to do before you die. Opposite of bucket list.
Jane added "eating uni" to her fuckit list. "Why the hell would I want to eat something that looks like vomit," Jane said.
by ozoni11 January 27, 2015
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Fucknite

Hey YoU pLaY fOrTnItE
Me: you mean the game no one plays ?
What do you mean fucknite ?
Ur mom
by Mikezamios June 21, 2020
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Fuckwitocracy

1. A system of government that embraces bad ideas as central doctrine.

2. A movement with bad ideas that has power without holding government.

3. Criminal gangs holding political muscle.
1. North Korea is a fuckwitocracy for the wacky administration and the harm it brings to innocent citizens.
2. The Taliban in Afghanistan is fuckwitocracy. They don't hold government but their influence has dragged the country into a deep mire.
3. Warlords & cartels. Lets just say that fuckwitocracy is the result when the authorities have lost control.
by democrataus November 10, 2012
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Fuckitey

Used to define a act that is morally, physically or mentally fucked-up.
Guy 1: Dude!! Look what that dog is doing to that chick!

Guy 2: Wow. . . That's kind of sexy.

Guy 1: Ummm, that's a bit fuckitey dude.
by Grant2053 October 17, 2010
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Fuckit List

A list of women you always wanted to fuck before you die
Lisa...oh she is definitely on my Fuckit List...im designating a beneficiary before i bang her.
by Grand Jury Fury Eddie O October 23, 2016
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fuckwatt

Edwin Cruz is a fuckwatt.
by Anonymous July 16, 2003
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Fuckit List

A list of peope that a person wants to have have sex with, no matter the circumstance or their relationship status. (Which is much better than the "one free pass" some would normally get.) In this case, the list can be celebrities or just regular people. Ideally, if in a relationship, both parties would have such a list.
"I'm sorry, hun. I know we're getting married tomorrow and she's one of your best friends, but she's on my fuckit list. Given the fact she lives out of the country, this may be my only opportunity to have sexual relations with her."
by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013
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