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Fuckwitocracy 

1. A system of government that embraces bad ideas as central doctrine.

2. A movement with bad ideas that has power without holding government.

3. Criminal gangs holding political muscle.
1. North Korea is a fuckwitocracy for the wacky administration and the harm it brings to innocent citizens.
2. The Taliban in Afghanistan is fuckwitocracy. They don't hold government but their influence has dragged the country into a deep mire.
3. Warlords & cartels. Lets just say that fuckwitocracy is the result when the authorities have lost control.
Fuckwitocracy by democrataus November 10, 2012
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fucktocracy

Refers to a group with disproportionate power and influence over society. Synonymous with Plutocracy
Joe - "Another Bush in the White House? That's the third one!"

Alex - "Yeah, I know. I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired of being screwed by the fucktocracy that is the Bush clan."
fucktocracy by knowmaddd April 10, 2011
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fucktocracy

a sense of power or prestige built on having screwed other people (either literally or figuratively) within a bureacracy or group.
example 1: Even if the boss likes you, you won't get promoted unless Bob from HR likes you. Otherwise he'll find a way to screw you out of the job. He's got his own little fucktocracy going.

example 2: In our dorm, Stacy gets what she wants from both the men and the women. All the guys want to fuck her and she'll fuck over the women by having sex with their boyfriends if they cross her. She's queen of her own little fucktocracy.

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026