The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
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Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
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For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!
2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
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Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."
"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
Person 1: "She looks cool."
Person 2: "Yeah, she's frostin'."
"That is so frostin'!"
"Stop trying to make frostin' happen! It's not going to happen!"
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He's Animal Planet. If you look carefully you can see the three inch hairs growing out of his back and the hooves that have replaced his feet. He goes to the veterinarian instead of the doctor.
To put it simply, this man exists to be big.
He's Animal Planet. If you look carefully you can see the three inch hairs growing out of his back and the hooves that have replaced his feet. He goes to the veterinarian instead of the doctor.
To put it simply, this man exists to be big.
Sean: Look at the size of that asshole.
Jack: He's a goddam freak beast. Let's give him a wide birth, kay bruh?
Jack: He's a goddam freak beast. Let's give him a wide birth, kay bruh?
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Manager: I changed your server order from the m1.large nodes to VIC-20s. It's too expensive.
Engineer: There's no way we'll be able to keep the site running on VIC-20s!
Manager: Oh, remind me to dock you for not being frugal in your next performance review.
Engineer: I think you mean frupid.
Engineer: There's no way we'll be able to keep the site running on VIC-20s!
Manager: Oh, remind me to dock you for not being frugal in your next performance review.
Engineer: I think you mean frupid.
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