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The straight-haired person's afro. Hair that sticks out in all directions like an afro only with straight hair instead of curly. Named after former Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. Joe-Fro is not cool. A smart person born with Joe-Fro is an early adopter of hair products.
1.
Jen: OMG! Craig?! Is that you? I don't think I've ever seen you without hair products before!
Craig (sheepishly): Yeah, I have Joe-Fro.
Jen (laughs): O ... K?
Craig: Hey! Not many people can rock a 'fro with straight hair. 'K I say 'rock' to make it seem cool, but don't worry I know it's not.
Jen (laughing): Got that right!

2.
For the quintessential example, Google Image search: 'Charles Joseph "Joe" Clark'
Joe-Fro by ocius1 May 28, 2009
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Joe with the Fro 

Obviously an awesome person. But there are very special qualities in this person:

1. Fro. This joe must have abnormally large afro hair.

2. Cool. This joe will be one of the coolest guys you've ever met. Seriously.

There may be magical properties associated with Joe with the Fro's hair. Such as:

1. Unlimited storage. You never know what you may find in there. It's always a surprise.

2. Softness. The fro can double as a pillow if needed. People also find the hair to be unusally fluffy.

3. Healing powers. Results may vary. Try for yourself. If you know what I mean.
I saw Joe with the Fro last night. He let me touch his hair. He is so fucking awesome.

joe from sonic 

One crazy mfer who got kicked out of the looney house.

HeY iM JoE
Joe from sonic-Shut yo ass up got how u got fired for sniffing cocaine in the bathroom?
joe from sonic by FearlessYoshi September 13, 2018

Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriend 

When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.

Joe Watson from bensham 

Joe watson (Joe Swanson) is a big faggit that lives on bensham bank in Gateshead. He lives with his mam who gets grinded on by Norman watson (his daddy). He’s popular for rocking damien in a norty grapple just down the road from his gaff. He’s fat and loves shagging women that are on the 12 hr clock.
Joe watson from bensham- the biggest bird

Jude mckenzie-‘Let wer invite joe out to pits he’s a sound bairn’

Jamie Law-‘Na hew hes a big scruff from bensham, hes fckn shite in net’

Frosted Joe 

Ordering a Wendy's Frosty, then giving a man a blowjob whilst having the frosty in your mouth.
I gave Gary a Frosted Joe in the Walmart Parking lot right next to the new Wendys.
Frosted Joe by HomoSnail September 20, 2016

frosty joe 

Where yo fill a condom with urine and freeze it and pretend it’s a dildo
Boy:1 Oh hay I got something for you
Boy:2 What is it .
Boy:1 It a frosty joe.
Girl:1 Oh I have never eat that before is it tasty.
Girl:2 Yes.
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