when a magic the gathering player (primarily in simic) takes so many actions in one turn that lasts about 20 minutes whilst no other players can play the game
Dude you're playing Aesi you're just gonna twiddle your bone flute for 20 minutes until you get Thoracle.
by JeskaiFreak April 5, 2025
Get the twiddle your bone flutemug. 
"Yo can I borrow your flute?"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"
"Be careful not to drop the flute, it's still hot"
" I hate smoking out a bulb bro, you dont have a flute i can fill up real quick ill leave you a hit"
by Kink slong dong January 4, 2021
Get the Flutemug. by Clumzy Hooman October 22, 2019
Get the Flutemug. A man who practices pre-marital sex. Often is doing so with a woman who has breast or boobs. This will be done by having the penis enter the vaginal cavity.
That Flute is bound to go to hell.
by Pilot Brown January 20, 2024
Get the Flutemug. One's butt hole. In particular reference to it's ability to produce quality sounds whilst also being capable of producing a substance that at times can closely resemble mud. There are those in the world that possess the ability to coordinate Mud Flutes to produce music in concert that would be then referred to as a Mud Flute Orchestra.
Bob: So what's the quarterly sales report looking like?
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
Richard: Not bad. We've got...
***Jim from 3 cubicles over rips ass***
Bob: Sounds like Jim's playin' the ol' Mud Flute.
Richard: Yeah. His talent is on a level the likes of which our generation rarely sees.
Bob: Indeed.
by OpenHandSlap November 17, 2017
Get the mud flutemug.