Flartie

A flartie (or flarty) is a flat-party. The word can be used to encompass several types of parties, ranging from cups of tea round the kitchen table, to drinking games and crazy drunken antics involving wheely chairs and sellotape.

everyone back to M block, we're having a flartie!

by #UNAY October 14, 2012

Demo Flare

A runescape novelty, When purchased it appears in a cling film wrapper.Ssome people often mistake it for a retarded child.

Player1: Buying a demo flare!, Player2: GTFO I ain't selling you my demo flare, Player 1: WTF I WANT ONE Z0MGZ3RZ @~@@~, Player3: FFS I WANT ONE NAO *unleashes mass pvp murders*

by k0ks0kinas0kk0k August 14, 2009

flarsh

Really, really bad flash.

Any site where there is no 'skip intro' button, but you really wish there was.

For instance:

"Oh man... what an abuse of the eyes.. that's some serious flarsh!"

by tom c. May 31, 2004

Flarkle Narkle

A fat whorish tramp

"did you hear about what katie did the other day?"
"yeah she's a total flarkle narkle!"

by TheGeniusHasStricken January 2, 2010

Flarg

A Flarg is when a girl eats a dairy product and then gives a man a blowjob...then spitting the mixture on his balls and eating it off, then feeding that to the man.

Man Sally is so amazing at Flarging...she used organic milk

by Cartom October 27, 2006

flard

Acronym: F.L.A.R.D., meaning Face Like A Robber's Dog.

She's a right Flard

by Mike Hewitt January 21, 2004

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004