A flange warmer is a persons butt crack. It is spread wide to accommodate a mans penis to keep it warm in bed during the winter months. It is more effective if the butt cheeks are gently clenched to retain heat.
I had such a cold cock last night I couldn't wait to get into bed and get my boyfriend to give me a flange warmer.
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After i had that aggressive shit and wiped, I wanted to rest, so naturally I leaned back agaisnt the toilet and felt the awful squish of an unknown flingleberry against my back.
by samthesailorman January 6, 2019
Get the Flingleberry mug.When a member of the fairer sex decides to go all out and expose themselves aggressively, being "up front" about their intentions, and baring their front bottom to their intended lover or lovers.
She answered the door last night, wearing crotchless negligee. I had been flangebushed it seemed once again...
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Get the Flargleflarf mug.a small towel or washcloth exclusively utilized to cleanse the lady parts. Often attracting a fishy or aquatic aroma.
‘Oh no’ exclaimed Cedric, ‘I’ve mistakenly used my daughter’s flangel to cleanse my eye after an unfortunate lemon squirting incident’
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