Two Stage Flute

When you fart during anal sex and it comes out the pitchers ass.
When you both fart at the same time during anal sex
Anal with you was so extra we played the two stage flute
by Nicknatgiveadogabone December 26, 2018
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Soviet Flute

n. When hooking up with a person with the intention of playing them but in actuality they are using you for personal gain.
Dan was on the receiving end of a Soviet Flute when he woke up with his wallet and watch stolen after hooking up with a girl from the bar.
by emikcw850 December 13, 2017
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aNGEL "flUTE" vALENZUEEK

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim February 05, 2025
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Angry Flute

The act of rubbing hot sauce on ones lip before performing oral sex on a man. This causes the man's penis to burn and become red. The oral performer is now in the orchestra as the angry flute player and while the man screams his operatic whails of seduction.
"I really pissed off Carla last night. She gave me an angry flute and my neighbors all clapped after the performance"
by Lil Bwow Wow July 05, 2022
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Fiji flute

When you poke holes in your dick and have someone else else blow that shit like a flute
I was bored in class so my friend gave me a Fiji flute
by Prada21 December 09, 2024
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hand flute

When a individual is masturbating or choking his chicken for pleasure.
This mother fucker is taking so long in the bathroom, he’s definitely playin the hand flute
by J-keiffa April 29, 2020
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Play the five-fingered flute

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.

That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo February 18, 2016
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