filoli

A man who gets dragged to expensive places and is forced to spend money in gift shops on worthless trinkets that end up in the trash 1 week later.

She took him to wine country and he was subjected to the filoli treatment, spent $1200 in 10 minutes.

by Minkler3000 November 22, 2023

felonistic

the act of on wanting to commit the tendencies of a felon

he had to suppress his felonistic tendencies

by ball fondler December 4, 2023

Felon

I'm not a felon. You can't just decide that I'm a felon. But I CAN JUST DECIDE TO STAB THE NEXT KID I GET WITHIN ARMS REACH OF. If you are a liberal then you want to take the guns away from everyone, but you can, so you are settling for taking them away one at a time. You are the reason this is not a democracy. If you are a conservative then shitting out a kid gives you superordinate rights over the people around you and THIS IS A DELUSION. Your rights are the same as everyone else and your kids don't matter more than everyone else and they never will. The price of you trying to take out your child murder anxiety on me is going to me death.

Hym "I'm not a felon and if I am than so is the guy who possess more than 2.4 grams of Marijuana. You don't give a fuck about the law Jamhal. You're just covering your own ass as it relates to a cooperative violation of my rights. Full rights or child murder."

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

Felony Camp

A heavy guarded, concrete compound where criminals and lames are ordered to attend after breaking the law and to ruminate on the many failures of their schemes and/or heists. Slang term for prison.

Mom told me my Dad is attending Felony Camp after burglarizing the Quik-E Mart down the street.

by MadMavi41 March 23, 2024

felonious criminal defendant

An indicted criminal defendant who is awaiting trial. See TRAITOR TRUMP.

Isnt that the TRAITOR TRUMP? You know the FELONIOUS CRIMINAL DEFENDANT who stole classified documents?

by ReallySUX2BUdontIt? April 14, 2024

Filomena

Filomena, is a bitch she is a prostitutka and fake girlfriend

filomena is a she

by filomena bitch April 23, 2024

Filan

Filan is a funny, beautiful Muslim girl. She's a bit sarcastic and takes no prisoners, but she's got a heart of gold and a great sense of humor. She's also got a ton of friends and acquaintances, and she's always up for a good time.

A: "Filan is so funny"
B: "Yeah, I wish I had her sense of humor"

by Dtnn.zz April 27, 2024