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Wank Fiend

A person (typically a family member) that calls you right before you ejaculate, messing up your rhythm and taking you out of the zone
Last night I was in the middle of a great jerk off session until my great grandma phoned me. She is such a wank fiend
by Dr. Schmedt May 18, 2018
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Dope Fiend Sexy

When your strung out as fuck, not much more than skin and bones but you’re snapping selfies thinking you’re hot shit
Look at Branden in those pics from the madness, he was dope fiend sexy.
by Slinkymango00 June 14, 2018
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Bedford Fiend

Someone you bring home with the intention of having sex with them, but they refuse to get on your bed because there’s just something about it that irks them. You end up not having sex and just being sad.
“Dude, did you hook up with anyone from the party last night?”
“There was this one hot girl I took home, but she turned out to be a Bedford fiend, so nothing came of it.”
by LordScrungoBepis July 12, 2019
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nico-fiend

A person addicted to nicotine a little bit too much who vapes/smokes constantly
"Damn, it's hella foggy out tonight."

"Yeah, you right, the nico-fiend, Kevin Nguyen, must be out vaping tonight."
by CuriousCaveman November 18, 2019
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Snap Fiend

Someone who is on Snapchat 24/7 and replies within 5 seconds of you snapping them. They usually have a snap score of over 1 million.
Wow that Brooke is such a snap fiend.
by C37003R November 22, 2020
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Hose fiend

One who fiends for the hose (dick).
That guy was a total hose fiend. He could never get enough.
by Culinary & The Wreck March 22, 2021
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Task Fiend

Someone who claims to meticulously plan and enact everyday activities, only to spend all day doing nothing, browsing social media, etc.
“Why has Evan spent all day on instagram? I thought he had stuff to do!”
“Yeah, his task is to go on instagram. He’s a task fiend.”
by chillhead May 15, 2021
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