Fern

A fat bum who sits around all day playing nothing but video games who thinks he is god and compares himself to singing birds. Who thinks he is intelligent when all beg to differ. Who cries and whines constantly. Who throws himself into walls in front of everyone and says he couldn't walk anymore because his heart was ripped to shreds. Who thinks he'll have a life after high school, when his mom still buys his clothes. Who will never know what brand clothing is. Who will stay a virgin until he is well over 40. Who will be on his death bed wishing he could go back and play Halo with his teenage friends.

Whoa! Stop acting like a Fern!

Man, that kid is so fern.

Stop Ferning me!

by Leslieoh July 2, 2006

Fernie

The biggest hole(except Sparwood) in British Columbia

I can't wait to get the hell out of Fernie, B.C.

by Veya February 17, 2008

Fern

Fern: A very potent fart,a very squeeky release.

The origin of Fern came from the actual sound that erupts from the anus
i.e Ffrrnnn

That guy just did the smelliest fern I've ever smelt!

by MissBubble January 5, 2005

Fern

Fern is a woman also known as a "hag" who flaunts her gash infront of weaker men to lead them on. She also has strange sexual fantasies about feet. Because of her reputation Fern is used to describe someone who likes to munch on cock.

"Hey that girl looks like a real Fern"
"Yeah she was Ferning everyone last night"

by plohea February 16, 2010

The Flying Fernando

To jump off of a chair onto a chick's nose, and scootch on her face: resulting in doo doo/ ca ca nuggets in her nose. patent pending, patent pending.

Julio gave Guillermina the flying fernando as he screamed, "Ijole que la chingada!"

by raulbone December 18, 2008

Fernando

A huge asshole. Usually of Hispanic origin, he's known by girls for being a man-whore and a player, but has a rather feminine side, likes to dress extravagantly fly no matter the occasion and also extremely social and friendly to everyone. A number of guys hate on him lots of girls love him. He likes playing with girls emotions, and making them cry

You're such a Fernando

by HUISLIFE April 5, 2015

Fernie

I low-key guy who is always straight up. He checks up on you when you need help. He's attractive but his best trait is his personality. He has really good style and knows how to dress. He likes to play video games, but he would rather do something outside. He is a popular loner meaning he is well-known but not too popular. Lastly, he has a cock bigger than

your average size.

I dropped my books today and none other than Fernie picked them up.

by iluvpancakeslol February 24, 2021