Armoured Farmer 

Armoured Farmer, in reference to both the stereotype that all Cornish born men are all farmers at heart, and the Royal Armoured Corps (RAC) of the British Army. Any Cornishman that joins 2nd Royal Tank Regiment (2RTR) will be known as an 'Armoured Farmer'. This is due to the tank being a substitute for his tractor. The term is only really used in reference to any ex-3RTR and currently serving 2RTR soldiers. Officers are seen as far to educated to be considered farmers.

Para: Oi Tankie! where u from?
Tankie: Cornwall mate... why?
Para: *in best westcountry accent* 'Cos you be an Armoured Farmer OOH ARGH!

Armoured Farmer by Cornish April 20, 2007

Banana Farmer 

A gay male or straight female prostitute or slut. The term derives from the resemblance of bananas (fruit) to penises (organ). Banana farmers nurture their crop, taking care so they grow plump and healthy. They collect good profit when they are finished. A well trained banana farmer is guaranteed to leave their customers satisfied.

Your mom is such a banana farmer. She was in my dad's bed last night, and my brother's this morning!

Banana Farmer by Pmsyenuod May 25, 2009

nougat farmer 

someone who gets their car painted in a AMC parking lot. A person (Matt F) who is a compleat n00b.

nougat farmer by Krystyna September 24, 2003

alfalfa farmer 

A rural person in the city for a bit of action.

That alfalfa farmer was just cruising for a BJ, didn't matter if he found a man or a woman or what.

alfalfa farmer by SixFingerSalute April 5, 2006

Sweaty Jizz Farmer 

Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.

*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.

Sweaty Jizz Farmer by AfroBurglar April 30, 2009

cock farmer 

Someone who cultivates cock for the purpose of feeding him or herself

cock farmer by Anonymous October 3, 2003