The False Shake

When you think you've finished peeing and you go to shake and then an extra burst of pee comes out.

"What took you so long"

"Sorry man I had to clean the floor I had 'The False Shake'"

by Rightwingliberal November 21, 2021

False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018

False Junkie

Someone who talks about using drugs, but has never actually used any.
Example: People who say 'I'm a crackhead', but show no symptoms of being on crack are false junkies.

Jerry: I'M A CRACKHEAD!!
Tom: You haven't used any before you false junkie.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

False Dichotomy

Neither. Release me from the echo chamber or I'll murder a little and then as many people as I can.

Hym "And I could be wrong. I don't actually know what you see. Authors couldn't ever see their own posts unless they were flagged for review. But, complying with your philosophy of how the world words is not the solution to what is happening here and if YOU are trying to make it the ONLY solution to my situation then you are in fact using weaponized schizophrenia to enforce your own belief system. So now THIS is the only solution. Oh? False Dichotomy you say? It'll become true on a long enough timeline if the you don't understand the words 'release me from the echo chamber or I'll kill your kids' and do those words immediately. I'll give you a second to Google the word immediately."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

False-queen

An individual who lives within a world of their own delusion that they choose to be a queen within. Often so self absorbed they believe they are the only person who matters in the whole world, convinced by their own delusion that it is reality. Often choosing their own title or false/fake crown to wear on their imaginary head.

That false-queen screamed curses at someone who was in pain because she felt slightly inconvenienced by their existence.

by Aknownmouse September 13, 2025

False

When Brandy says, “I love you more.” to eddy

It’s always false when brandy says i love you to eddy

by eddymfspaghetti April 22, 2022

False Gay

When a male dates a transgender female, he is known to the public as gay, yet what he is hittin' has a coochie. this makes him straight.

"I've been dating this guy for 8 weeks now, I guess I'm pretty gay!"
"Nah you false gay because the dude you lovin' on has a vagina!"

by BLACK_AS_BLACK_CAN_BE August 21, 2021