fablooger

A man who thinks he's a ninja and as a ninja he must dress appropriately, however he doesn't know what a ninja dresses like.

"Of course I'm wearing a full length swimsuit and a fireman's hat - I'm a ninja, stupid!"

by lord lovington May 18, 2004

Falcon

Verb:
1) To vomit
2) To fart

I got really nervous and falconed during the interview.

by Shizcakes October 21, 2009

Blue Falcon

In the U.S. Army, someone that does not support the team or unit is said to not support their "buddies." Because of this, they are called "Buddy Fuckers," because they let down their buddies. Since such things are not considered polite in mixed company, people in the Army endeavored to come up with a similar two letter name to represent the term. Blue Falcon was a cartoon character from the Dynomutt cartoon series during the mid-1970s, a time when many of the people originating the term grew up. So, calling someone a Blue Falcon came to be a substitution to calling them a "Buddy Fucker."

Observing someone else keeping incorrect change where the person was given extra, a man in dressed in camouflage turns to his companion in camouflage and says: "He's a real Blue Falcon."

by MilitaryMyths June 27, 2009

Falcon Thrust

To pelvic thrust a person while saying the words "Falcon Thrust!". "Falcon" Originated from the video game "Super Smash Brothers." and "Pelvic Thrust"

"Dude, she got a Falcon Thrust from that nerdy kid the other Day"

by Vampiriko May 20, 2010

failboat

n. A subcategory of fail images. Failboats are pictures are of a boat that has something seriously wrong with it, usually from a severe act of stupidity, but not necessarily.

(photograph shows a tanker in the process of capsizing right next to the dock, dumping all of its cargo into the ocean)
CAPTION: Failboat always delivers

by Frank VB October 22, 2008

fabozzi

nips that are so hard they could cut glass...

my roomate in a sweatshirt

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

Falcon

(n) {Fahl-kin}

A young, hip, usually single female who possesses an innate aggressive, fierce, often head turning demeanor. Kind of like a cougar, only younger. Quick to strike, one capable of taking the eyes of men who seek them.

There are many derivations of the falcon. Some more mysterious, hardly seen. Some small in stature, (Pygmy falcon.)

1 Man to another Man in club: " Did you see that falcon at the bar? I would sever my left arm for a chance to date her!"

by Metal Wendler November 9, 2009