Mud Flaps

Sagging butt cheeks with age and weight loss such that a pencil could be held in the crack between back upper thigh and bum. Vastly superior to all alternative definitions for the sheer ubiquity of the phenomena but also because legs are the human equivalent to wheels and human mud flaps are therefore perfect homologues to vehicular ones. Entered Urban lexicon in Spinal Tap's hit Big Bottom in which this second chorus appears:

Big bottom, Big bottom
Talk about mud flaps
My gal's got 'em.
Big bottom
Drive me out of my mind.
How can I leave this behind?

by Jellybean Sherbert October 28, 2008

Farse

when someone is so ugly there face is a mix between a face and an arse
often so ugly the person should be kept inside a dark room at all times as they are breaching human rights by showing thier farse to innocent by-standers

Tom: wow look how ugly she is, who'd get with her
Josh: no-one, she should be locked away with that farse
Tom: you're right, i feel physicallly ill

by joshinho April 8, 2010

jewish cunt flaps

cunt flaps of a Jewish woman.

I wore her Jewish cunt flaps out with numerous sticks of dynamite.

by m lk October 10, 2008

flags

Word used for stamps in Prison. (i.e. a flag is often pictured on a stamp)

I'll give you 5 flags for the old issue of Buttman.

by Chris to the Izz-H January 9, 2008

emergency flaps

a stand-by bint for when the missus has put you in the dog-house

pissed off 'er indoors last night, so i'm on the look-out for some emergency flaps

by Jamiehol February 16, 2004

jam flaps

A girl's vagina when she is on her period.

"Bleeeerrrgghhh.. Jesus girl put it away, you've got jam flaps"
or
"Yum Yum, bring that over here, I'd love to chow down on your jam flaps"

(depending on your personal perversion)

by DJ N-Fuzion February 11, 2008

Cabbage Flaps

Female genitalia that resembles the leaves of a cabbage, and has a musty smell.

Holy crap your Missus has got cabbage flaps!

by Mowgli Sam September 20, 2010