fungal fever

Similar to the popular "jungle fever" in which someone is attracted to person of African descent.

Fungal fever refers to those who are so desperately attracted to genitalia with legions or an infection in which the said reproductive organ secretes jelly.
Man: "Damn I got that fungal fever bad, bruv."

Woman: "Your a monster."

Man: "Well my bread can't rise without a little yeast."
by FeelMyHandsome February 17, 2014
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Jamesbowl Fever

An outbreak of Jamesbowl Fever took place in February 2020 across the world. Symptoms are uncontrollable shaking and stomach nausea. Extremely contagious around the time of the Jamesbowl. No known cure but patients tend to make a full recovery over the course of the Jamesbowl Festival, however a small minority may go on to experience Jamesbowl withdrawal symptons
"I went to see Dr Khan about my shaking and sickness, he diagnosed me with Jamesbowl fever"
by JamesbowlVictim February 07, 2020
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Hair Fever

When you realize how fluffy a guys hair is and now you want to touch every guys fluffy hair.
“Did you see Colby’s fluffy hair! Now I’ve got hair fever!”
by Yeet us that feet us September 23, 2019
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butt fever

He had the worst butt fever last night.
by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019
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Fever Texting

A panicky, flirtatious text thread usually leading to sexting. Commonly typed in a nervous fashion out of fear of getting caught.
Look at Jimmy over there fever texting with his side chick.
by Mellie_Mazz August 17, 2016
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citrus fever

a mental, physical, and occasionally spiritual condition caused by obsession with citrus fruits. the first case of this was exhibited by eric estrada, "the great citrus". while this disease may be rare, its affects can be serious. symptoms are worshiping citrus fruits, overconsumption of vitamin c, and using citrus metaphors to explain all aspects of life.
observer 1: she ate a grapefruit for breakfast, wore a bright orange shirt, and i think i saw some paper lemons fall out of her backpack.

observer 2: oh anisha? she has citrus fever!
by themartianchronicles April 06, 2009
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matza fever

When someone is romantically interested in another primarily due to their Jewish persuasion.
She's only with him because she has matza fever.
by thaHNIC October 20, 2008
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