Hellen Keller Style of Eating

When one takes food off of another person´s plate without permission. Also known as to pull a Helen Keller

F you and your Hellen Keller Style of Eating, I did not want to share my fries with you.

by Esteban229 May 6, 2011

the ceo of eating ass

the ceo of eating ass is Hussein. He is the god of eating ass. If you are about to get your ass eatin' or you are about eat ass, you should be praying to Hussein for a good session.

im worried because I didn't pray to the ceo of eating ass before i ate her ass, I might be in trouble.

by bigdaddyshaggy October 30, 2019

Toothless horse eating an apple

The maximum level of power when performing cunnilingus. What it lacks in technique, it makes up for in lifting women off their feet like a seal balancing a ball on its nose.

Last night, I got high on bath salts and went down on my gf like a toothless horse eating an apple.

by Eleven Tails December 19, 2019

eating grapes

Living the good life.

In the lap of luxury with not a care in the world.

Background image: the movies always portraying a kingly or noble figure getting fed grapes by an attractive female (or male)

Sad to hear Bob is retiring next week.

Naw...he'll be eating grapes somewhere off the coast of Hawaii.

by Mezie August 7, 2012

death eating crackers

When you just feel bad in general and cannot pinpoint the source. You have no symptoms of sickness such as a runny nose or nausea, but you really feel terrible.

I'm afraid I won't be bushhogging the field today, Betty. I feel like death eating crackers.

by Playon September 4, 2006

Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)

The compulsion to eat an inordinate amount of food after experiencing something marginally traumatizing. For example, ordering a "Gotta Have It"-size ice cream from Cold Stone Creamery and snarfing it quickly, then giving the excuse that one had surgery over two weeks ago.

"Did you see how much Karen ate after telling us about her latest breakup?""Yeah, she was definitely suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Eating (PTSE)."

by SamR1203 June 16, 2008

extinctualize

1) a verb: to make extinct; specifically active, intentional participation in an activity resulting in extinction
2) a threat: "Don't make me extinctualize your ass"
3) also extinctify, extincified; the more passive current and past tenses, respectively

I am going to extinctualize those rats.

Men, we will extinctify the enemy before they extincify us.

by Soren Koelling October 11, 2005