Limited Edition Cock

Refers to a man's penis that is only available to a woman for a short period of time. The male subject with a limited edition cock can either be the initiator in the sexual relationship or simply a tool for the female's pleasure.

Example: Long distance relationships
Synonyms: Hoes in different area codes
Alternate pronunciation: Limited edition dick

Yo girl, you been seeing that man?
Nah, he my limited edition cock. He only here once a month.

by Sha-Real January 4, 2011

the edison

The Edison is a sexual maneuver where a man licks his finger, sticks it into a light socket or an electrical outlet whilst penetrating a woman. Thus, transferring any form of electric shock to the woman's vaginal area.

Guy #1: Dude, I totally pulled The Edison last night?

Guy #2: really? How was it?
Guy #1: she was shocked to say the least.

by Daisy Chain February 20, 2015

edifice

1) a large building
2) a very large person who could lose a bit of weight

The Empire State building is quite and edifice.
When you see a large person: lift your hands into the air and yell "EDIFICE!!!!"

by HolliR October 28, 2005

Editors

Editors are these people that live in remote areas of the world and deny my the right to opinionated definitions of certain words.

Me: I hope the UD editors will let me associate homework with anal penetration in my new definition.
Editors: DENIED!!
Me: Nooooes! *Huddles in corner and makes a face like this--> D: *

by iowngod December 28, 2008

Edict

An edict is an announcement of a law, often associated with monarchism. The Pope and various micronational leaders are currently the only persons who still issue edicts

Edict of Toleration (1839), by King Kamehameha III of Hawaii. It allowed for the establishment of the Hawaii Catholic Church.

by Dr Mogz October 6, 2008

Filthy Edison

Licking a 9-Volt battery that is lodged in someone's anus

I wanted to toss Heather's salad but what she was really down for was a Filthy Edison

by jizzlemcgrizzle August 15, 2011

Editor's Syndrome

When spending a multitude of long, grueling hours editing a video, song or any other piece of media, and by the end can only communicate through grunts. Can affect more than one person at once.

Me and my friend were really hyper when we started editing our class project. After 8 hours, we were so tired out we could only communicate by grunts and giving slight thumbs up or down. We officially had Editor's Syndrome.

by Toxilium January 29, 2010