Eduardo

Eduardo's are strong-willed can be very romantic will keep a girlfriend for a long time Eduardo's are also musically talented and are kind-hearted people. most Eduardo's are pacifists and hate fighting for stupid reasons. Although not the brightest Eduardo's perservere and hardly ever give up

I wish my boyfriend was an Eduardo like yours

by mr hi April 1, 2009

edward scissorhands

A movie by Tim Burton, reminicent of Frankenstein, in which an elderly inventor attempts to teach a machine how to be a human. The inventor dies before he can finish, leaving the "young man" with scissors for hands. The boy is left alone until an Avon lady named Pegfinds him and takes him to live with her in Florida's suburbia. At first, "Edward" is popular; but the tide turns when he falls for Peg's daughter, Kim.

"Edward Scissorhands" is a tragic cult classic.

by aisarete July 12, 2007

Eddie Edwards

Doing an Eddie Edwards means staying up till the early hours of the morning doing last minute tasks and then dealing with sleep deprivation by stuffing themesleves with chocolate.

1# Yo Man I'm going to have to do an Eddie Edwards tonight!

2# That freaken sucks, you better have the gadbury ready!

by K to the OSTER April 12, 2009

Edward Cullen

1. FICTIONAL sparkly pansy vampire whose only purpose of being is to drop the panties of any girl dumb enough to actually think this fuck is romantic and sexy.

2. Stephanie Meyer's dream man. She fucks him in her sleep because she doesn't get enough loving from her family.

3. Abusive vampire thing who is apparently made of stone or marble or some sort of beautiful white rock.

1. OH EDWARD CULLEN, TAKE ME NOW BECAUSE I'M 13 AND STUPID!!!1!!1ONEONEONE!!11!1!1

2. Stephanie Meyer: TAKE ME NOW, EDWARD CULLEN! MARRY ME!!!!

3. Guy: "How'd you get that bruise?"
Twitard: "I was reading Twilight and I was just so turned on by Edward Cullen that I just HAD to bruise myself too! He's cold like marble, you know."
Guy: ".....I'm not fucking you ever."

by NinjaK October 20, 2008

jack edwards

one of the sexiest sports commentators there ever was. The way his voice flows into his mic is so damn hot. A major sex symbol to all- ladies and men. His alter-ego is Cam N.

dude, didn't you love the way jack edwards voice flowed last night?

by jackyeds❤️dano February 23, 2015

Edward Cullen

A character from the "hit" series of books Twilight. I personally only know a couple things about him, such as the fact that he defies all laws of vampirism. First of all, he walks in the daylight, he only feeds on animals (which apparently makes him a vegetarian vampire). 99.9% of readers of the Twilight books see him as the "perfect man." I see many problems with him. First of all is the fact that he isn't real, which most girls cannot get through their heads. Second, from what I've heard he stalked Bella, before they even started talking. I've also heard he is extremely jealous of every man who likes Bella. Last time I checked, the perfect guy wasn't jealous. Most girls talk constantly about how he's so sexy, which is kind of disturbing considering the fact that he's just ink on paper. People were saying stuff like that before they had a guy for the movie. Which makes it more disturbing.

Me: I'm so bored
Twilight Fan Girl: EDWARD CULLEN!!! AHH!!!
Me: Where did that come up?
Twilight Fan Girl: He's so sexy!!!
Me: He defies the law of Vampirism
Twilight Fan Girl: So?
Me: He's also just a fictional character
Twilight Fan Girl: SO!!! He Could Be! You should be more like him!!!
Me: Yeah it's so sexy how he bites your neck and you bleed it out on your bed.
Twilight Fan Girl: No he only eats animals!!!
Me: So its sexy when he bites your dog?

by DownwithEdward February 21, 2009

Eduardo

Eduardo is a smart nice funny guy get many girls/ladies and keep a girlfriend listens to trap music lit asf doesnt care about people's opions about him loves watching Tv shows playing videosgames likes making art and being creative gets pretty good haircuts he is a loveable person and amazing one

if i brake up with Eduardo i will regret it

by MR.SPME December 21, 2016