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Essex Funeral

An Essex funeral is when a girl plasters about 6 feet of foundation on her face giving the impression of being 6 feet under.
Guy 1: Woah, that girl has so much make up on.

Guy 2: That's a severe case of an Essex funeral.
by udisabitlush December 17, 2010
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Essjay

(1) A hideous troll creature who preys on weak men.
(2) An insult used towards someone acting like a whore.
You are such and essjay" or "Don't be an essjay
by Running Refridgerator June 29, 2011
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Esskeetit

Interjection: A word used to express excitement and approval of a past, present, or future event.
Other: A word used by intellectuals with IQ's of 140+ to express ideas and emotions too complicated to express through conventional language.
Noun: The subject of the thesis Lil' Pump wrote prior to dropping out of Harvard to save the rap game.
Interjection:
Smokepurpp: Lil’ Pump, might I have your attention good sir?
Lil' Pump: Indeed my liege!
Smokepurpp: I hath copped a Rollie on this very day, doth thou approve?
Lil Pump: EESSSKEEETTTIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Other:
Lil’ Pump: Esskeetit!, Esketit!, Skeetit!, Sketit!, Sketit?, Sketit!, Sketit!, EESSSKEEETTTIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Noun:
President of Harvard University: Lil’ Pump, I have read your work (Esskeetit), and have determined that it is far ahead of our time, I would like for you to honor this institution by taking my spot as president.
Lil’ Pump: Nah, I gotta go and save the rap game, EESSSKEEETTTIIIIITTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by LIl' Lexicographer June 16, 2018
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Essex girl

1. A girl who comes from Essex. Not that hard to work out.
2. Another name for a rudegirl or chavette. Orange face. Gold hoops. Burberry bag. Tracksuit. Men's hoodie. You get the idea.
1. Hello, I'm from Essex which is in South East England.
2. alWITE luv, im from esex init darlin!! o fuk dat bitch jus luked at me, ima fukin nok er out yeh!
by Sarah October 29, 2004
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essgees

I went to White Castle earlier today and now I have the essgees.
by Bo Nottin July 23, 2008
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essexly

a random misspelling but funny word for exactly.
jasey: dude, i flirt with erre one. but i only mean it if i'm like, doing the person...
devin: ESSEXLY!
by deweezy April 2, 2010
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Essay-DHD

The inablity to focus on the important paper that you're writing.
I wrote this description while writing an in-class essay. I totally had Essay-DHD.
by SpazztikNinja April 18, 2011
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