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Epic Fail

Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME October 4, 2008
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epic failure

a failure so incredibly astounding it goes down in history with the guy who threw his shoe at President Bush and missed and Pet Rock.
"You just misspelled your name... epic failure."
by LindsayLouFool December 21, 2008
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epic fail

when just everyday old fail just isnt enough
by Natsumi_Yamagatia September 16, 2009
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Epic Fail

A naive, lame and immature 16 year old with an ego bigger than Mt. Everest! Tries to act cute and bubbly towards people but is very judgemental and hates on people whom she's never met (in which, she tries to create drama with them via Facebook instead of up front to their face) Also has been known to ruin friendships between best friends by kissing ass to one and rejecting the other, thus resulting in more drama. Has a boyfriend who looks like a mole and creates terrible AMV's.
Person 1: this bitch who i've never even met who is friends with my best friend keeps trying to start shit with me, on facebook!
Person 2: sounds like you have an Epic Fail on your case

ANOTHER EXAMPLE

Person 1: i watched this AMV of Fruits Basket and it was nice except IT WAS TO A FUCKING GLEE SONG
Person 2: lol, did Epic Fail make it?
by honeyhoneyhowyouthrillme December 30, 2011
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Non-Epic

The word for people that are not very cool or amazing
man that dude is Non-Epic
by NonEpicName October 10, 2020
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epic sexiness

Having legendary levels of sexiness. Being so sexy that people marvel at your hotness and men can't keep their hands off you.
People write legends about the epic sexiness of Nancy Ng, Cleopatra, and Helen of Troy.
by DrSexy July 5, 2012
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Epic potato

Epic potato Is the main god in ppotatology, he is labeled as the god of nature and radical gamer moments, but those titles barely scratch the surface of his endless amounts of power.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
The epic potato will come.
by The Church of epic potato February 17, 2020
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