Elisa

Someone who knows how to be there when you need them, even if they don't know what you need. The embodiment of special. If sexiness and adorable had a love child you have Elisa. Elisa is someone who has been hurt so, so many times, but still lives. Someone who has been wronged and yet still chooses kindness. Doesn't have too many friends but loves the ones she has with every part of it. She cares which can come out as territorial and aggression but it's because she cares. Willing to give you another chance even if you don't deserve it. She's the muse and subject of at least 120 poems, 15 letters, and 2 songs. When you're with her she'll put the sunset amd stars to shame, when you're with her you forget about time and it's just you and her. She'll show you her Spotify if she likes or trust you. If you love an Elisa you WILL worry about her 24/7 because you know how absolutely precious and special she is. She's someone worth asking out 5 times and simping over for 13 months. She's worth waiting for, and more than worth fighting for. . She's the cross of a perpendicular line, stopping your loneliness for a lifetime. She'll be the most amazing mother, the best of wives, and the best of women. You'll become better because if it isn't her, you don't want it. She cries and it's because she doesn't know what else to do. Her weird adorable little laugh and giggle changes any rainy day into a core memory. Te amo mi conjita bonita. Por siempre esta esperando, mi querida

Do you know an Elisa?

No, should I?

BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE???

by Heaven's weirdo September 10, 2022

Tripp Eisen

Internet messageboard slang for an online paedophile after the aforementioned guitarist was arrested amongst allegations of sex with a minor.

grym : Have you seen that creepy guy who joined up yesterday, he's a bit Tripp Eisen.

by grym March 4, 2005

Elisa

She's groegeous, nice, sexy, thicc ;)
Guys you lucky if you get a girl named Elisa. She's unqiue not like all the other girls.
She's freaky in a good way ;) Always open. She's awesome in person. She's caring, thoughtful, can literlly go on for days.
She's the best thing that ever happend to me and I'm so happy and super lucky to be with her Elisa.

Hey Elisa, wanna fuck?
*Unzips your pants*
*Unzips hers.*
*Starts fucking*

by UnknownDudeFromDiscord August 25, 2019

elisa

Elisa is a pefect, pretty, funny bad bitch who has a phat a$$ and a huge juicy vagigi

damn elisa is a goddess

by Jean-Claude Smith June 28, 2020

c'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte

Translation: You're not in a church.

Meaning, you're free to indluge in sinful pleasures and/or do what you want.

F: "Tabarnak"
M: "Arrete de sacre!"
F" "C'est-pas-une-eglise-icitte!"

by bluejeanbaby October 12, 2006

Elisa

Elisa is the kind of girl that would be with you all night on the phone with you, will show you off, will care, and will try to protect. She gives that best hugs. She would stay after school and miss any ride she has just to be with you till you need to leave. She will make you feel like the only person in the world. She is so beautiful, and her smile makes me melt. Everyday I see her my heart beats fast like if I were barely meeting her. She can say the weirdest things and still look cute. She loves being herself. At school she acts like herself and does the weird walks some time to make me or her friends laugh. She is so lovely and makes everyone's day. She is amazing and the best.

If you don't have an Elisa, your a nothing.

by E'sboii April 3, 2017

eisenberg

Most amazing last name around. Everyone in the family is drop
Dead beautiful. Once you get to know an Eisenberg you’ll never want to forget them. They are the most amazing people in the world. There smart funny beautiful and most amazingly awesome

Omg it’s the Eisenberg’’s I love them.

by Cooooooldude October 4, 2017