When a sick and twisted girl chokes on your cock, while you explode with such force it leaves a little jizzymcjizzle on her throat causing her to cough obnoxiously for hours until its gone
Honey are you okay? You seem congested...No, its okay its just dong phlegm in my throat. Oh..ok then.
by DoneSwaff September 21, 2008
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Get the dong slobber mug.1) General term for one who is stupid and lazy. Alternately, one who sits around honking his dick all day.
by Blaine April 3, 2003
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Get the dong gobbler mug.Moe aka John from Hammond Indiana, finally finds a person to have sex with ...Takes off his pants, looks down and exclaims OMG!!! "dong-gone!!!!"...faking it fell off, to cover up the fact he never had one in the first place.
Upon careful examination, John discovered his 2" erect friend had indeed fallen off..sadly, he found it pulverized on the sidewalk in front of his mothers house.
by sue April 25, 2005
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Get the schlong dong mug.the extra length of belt that stick out from you pants which resembles a penis hanging out infront of you.
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