digital meltdown

When electronic devices are down.

having electronic devices removed for "fun" activities.

My cable is down! which means so is my interweb and home phone! I'm seriously having a digital meltdown!

OMG! i can't believe the rents just totally screwed me one that camping trip! Total digital meltdown for 3 days!

by digigal February 4, 2010

Digital player

Someone who has game on chat (watsapp, instagram, facebook etc) but in person has literally zero personality.

I though this guy had game but when i met him he had the personality of a used wet wipe... just another digital player!

by nameismatt June 14, 2018

digit tight

When a chick's twat is so tight that you can't even get a finger in her.

Andy: I was making out with Kathy and when I put my hands in her pants, I couldn't even get a pinky in her.
Ron: Damn, that girl is digit tight!

by RBAK January 23, 2017

Digital Reject

one who is Digtally Rejected.

I am so a digital reject. I just got rejected by 5 guys online.

by Amanda Holder October 2, 2008

Digital Blumpkin

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.

Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!

Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.

by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

Digital Slave

An individual who is unable to free themselves from the hold of social media, television, video games, or any electronic device designed for entertainment.

“In todays world we are all digital slaves”

by Barkingsatyr69 May 4, 2022

digital squalor

Living in a residence that has no decent access to the Internet.

As a web developer, I was a ashamed to find out my mom was living in digital squalor with no broadband connection to her house. It makes visiting at Christmas really suck.

by fizzlepop February 20, 2011