diddley dog simple

Something really easy to finish or complete

This project is diddley dog simple, so you should be able to get it done ASAP.

by colbyco July 12, 2009

diddles his skittles

to jack-off

the guy just flopped it out and started diddles his skittles

by Senti101 January 4, 2010

Diddle Wizard

Pedophile; Child Molester

Don't leave your kids at the Thompson's; I heard Jerry is a Diddle Wizard.

by Lupinetine October 10, 2014

diddle wad

someone that sits at a red light and takes there time to go

hes such a diddle wad! he wont go!

by surahh_ October 7, 2016

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016

Diddleybop

Eating 10 dicks or more at once

Yo babe come back to my place and I'll give a Diddleybop

by moist_drapes August 9, 2016

Diddlefuck

A man who fucks around a lot. A man who diddles around. A man who gets blackout drunk or drugged up and does things to ruin his life. A man named Tyler Parton.

Wow what a diddlefuck he just drove drunk and wrecked his car!

by cindyrella24 November 19, 2016