dicking around

of or pertaining to the male reproductive organ in a sense of procrastination

"Kelly Gordon is a faggot"

by Cody Ehlke October 27, 2003

Brown Dicking It

When you fuck a girl on her period, and you don't wipe the blood of your dick and fall asleep. The next morning the blood dries up therefore leaving you with a brown dick.

Last night I fucked a girl on the rag, I haven't showered yet so I'm Brown Dicking It!

by Surgekat May 21, 2009

Emily Dickinson

Some stupid cunt that wrote poetry and sucked it hard at life. She locked herself up in her damn house then worried her ass to death. Possibly committed suicide.

Emily Dickinson's poetry sucked just as bad as her dome.

Emily Dickinson's poetry reminds me of a 5th street whore, cheap, depressing, and repetitive.

by Price-Line-Negotiator April 2, 2008

cheese dicking

The act of sucking up to, talk to someone, (and being slightly over flirty) with the sole purpose of hooking up with them, or getting it in.

Was that josef you were talking to? You were cheese dicking hard.

by therealdougie March 7, 2011

Dickinson Cano

MLB pitcher's brother, who is famous for being able to eat an entire porcupine whole, without any mustard on top.

Hey look it's Dickinson Cano, I hear that guy can eat an entire porcupine!

by Dickinson Cano September 26, 2010

Swizzle Dicking

Taking a females drink then dipping + swizzling it with a penis over 8". After stirring the drink remove penis and have the leavings sucked off. ..works best with a pena colada type drink, aka penis colada

I hear she's into swizzle dicking

by Clive Wreckless Abanadon June 22, 2015

Shadow Dicking

The act of one or more shining a flashlight at their penis in a dark room to create interesting shapes on the wall which sometimes resemble animals.

A. Last night we got together and were shadow dicking for hours.

B. When I'm shadow dicking by myself I use an LED light .

by SirapT February 2, 2017