Deuce Faw

Used in conversations as a word that means "no worries" or "its all good"

"hey man that chick was a total whore, but hey i got laid so deuce faw"

by Dirtdragon September 23, 2011

deuce nozzle

Asshole, butt, shitter, posterior

That guy's one of them, takes it in the deuce nozzle.

by Shuaman January 17, 2016

Deuce Sploosh

The splash of fetid toilet water that hits you in the ass when you launch a shit-missle into the bowl.

Darren, suddenly seized with the need to drop plops, sprinted to the bathroom and unloaded with such bad intentioned velocity that he deuce splooshed himself.

by ShogunHaiku March 13, 2010

Deuce an-a Quarter

A large girl, that is still attractive after 2 or so beers

YO Did you see that chick over there, she's a deuce an-a quarter!!
-Yeah but I'd hit!!

by Teddy Ted June 23, 2006

Deuce of Spades

Motorhead's less famous B-Side.

The track "Ace of Spades" isn't a patch on it's b-side.

by The Big G June 25, 2004

deuce deuce deuces

Having an exact number of .22 calibur pistols, first used on September 24th in the Art class in 6th period by Daniel.

"John look at this drawing of this dude with his deuce deuce deuces!"

by we're high October 8, 2004

deuce deuce

The "feel good" shit you take the morning after a drunken bender (usually the 2nd shit that morning) that feels like you just shit everything out but in actuality you just opened the door for the next 17 shits you are going to take that day that will consist of pure butt piss!

Kirk: "Hey Matt, you okay? You were in the crapper for a while."

Matt: "You think that was bad, that was only the deuce deuce, I'll probably be in there all afternoon too!"

by Matt November 22, 2004