Derd

The combination of data and nerd

Joel never feeds a derd after midnight

by Jo the Derd August 13, 2019

Dordy

A word meaning “how embarrassing” or “oh dear”, really makes you second guess the situation you’ve just walked into or the radgies you surround yourself with

Just seen our kid passed out on my mates sofa from one too many shots - FUCKING DORDY

by Afghan Dan April 4, 2021

Home Run Derby

the act of inserting both testicles into an anus or vagina and attempting to launch ejaculatory fluids as far as possible onto or over your partner while testicles remain inserted into such cavity.

Jake: "What did you and Jessica get into last night?"

Dirty D: "We went to Captain D's and then we had some fun at home. She is a freak. We started getting physical and then the next thing I know, I am playing home run derby with her.

Jake: "Aww man, you are sick. How did you do it?"

Dirty D: "When I got ready, I just slipped them in her ass and started shooting. I hit the head board once and her tits a couple times. It was a mess and my nuts stunk."

by HRD October 6, 2012

Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

Derby, CT

you said Derby? you sure that's the name of a place?

i said DERBY, CT. D-E-R-B-Y.

by ambyzz December 25, 2008

derryll mccray

jerk,stupid,self-centered,think's he's cool loser.

mean,cruel,no-game,no talent,wanna-be playa who think's he's all-that,and is very ugly,and no ladies want him.

by Elizabeth Thompson June 26, 2004

Deryl

A nerd that has a very big forehead.
Some might even say that his forehead is bigger than someone's dick

Deryl forehead is so large that people rub it for good luck

by Chinese nigga July 27, 2019