AFTERNOON DELIGHT

The wiff your co-worker taking a S#*T everyday after lunch.

Don't yawn whilst passing the restroom unless you want an afternoon delight.

by asun October 1, 2007

Turkish Delight

Often abbreviated to simply "Turkish"

adj. Rubbish, useless, worthless.
n. Excrement

From rhyming slang: Turkish Delight=Shite

see also pony barry white brad pitt eartha kitt et al

"I never drink in the Western, the beer's turkish delight"

"Pass me a copy of Razzle and the bong, Angelina, I'm off for a turkish, might be a while."

by Ultrahadeen May 1, 2008

Sunday Night Delight

You are out with ur fellow broskis and ur checkin out a bunch of attractive women and you ask them to part take in sexual intercourse but instead a large man walks by with a giant dildo and sticks it up all of ur asses.

Dudeski1: Dudeeeeee tht was a brutal Sunday Night Delight

Dudeski2: Dudddeeeee ikkkkk...tottallyyyy awfullll

by Broski29 January 15, 2011

vegetarian delight

A series of acts that loosen up an ass-shy woman for the vibrating vagina. Listed in order the acts are: 1) a hot bath, 2) blindfolding, 3) tossed salad, 4) anal rim job with a vibrating Easter egg.

Cathy wouldn't have any part of the vibrating vagina until I gave her a little vegetarian delight.

by 141 Colony July 21, 2008

derightful

Delightful, and of Asian origin.

That pock flie lice was derightful!

by A.C. Basbas May 28, 2008

delightmare

Too much of a good thing; something that starts out very good, but loses it's charm, usually due to excess.

The first two bites of the cake were delicious, but being so heavy and sweet, I realized this delightmare was impossible to finish.

by MDKE August 15, 2016

Deighton

Deighton tends to enjoy studying religious book materials, such as the bible. Deighton is funny, intelligent, clever, adventurous, "risky," and cool, among other things. Deighton is looking for a job in crime fighting, kinda like a superhero, but she doesn't destroy stuff, and she gets paid to arrest people. Deighton is pretty cool.

Deighton loves CrossFit!

by 703703703 February 26, 2019