DWHigh 

Taken from its paralleled alcohol counterpart the DWI, a DWHigh is a driving-related offense due to excess levels of marijuana in the driver's system. Although weed does not impair driving abilities as drastically as alcohol, some people still can't handle it and get pulled over, whereupon the officer realizes the driver is high as shit and arrests him for a DWHigh.

Passenger: Dude, why are you going 15 MPH in a 35?

Driver: I'm high as a kangaroo on a trampoline yo, I feel like I'm going 60.

Passenger: Well you better calm the fuck down and speed up else you could get pulled over for a DWHigh.

DWHigh by Mr. Nuts April 23, 2011

Dwight Schrute 

Quite possibly the funniest person on the brilliant comedy, The Office. Dwight is a salesman for fictional paper company Dunder-Mifflin (played by the uber-talented Rainn Wilson). He is one of the best salemen but is socially awkard but nonetheless has great confidence in himself. He is very serious and quite guilable especially things that involve science fiction and magic. He is described by Wilson himself as a "Fascist Nerd" due to his love for power, repsect for Michael Scott, and love for shows like Battlestar Galactica.

Dwight: I now have both the strength of a grown man and a small baby. (after telling of his resorption of his twin in the womb)

Dwight: I keep various weaponry strategically placed around the office. I saved Jim’s life with a can of pepper spray I had velcrowed under my desk. People say, oh it’s dangerous to keep weapons in the home, or the workplace. Well I say, it’s better to be hurt by someone you know, accidentally, than by a stranger, on purpose.

Dwight: I would make sure that you were dead. I would remove your teeth and cut off your fingertips, so you could not be identified, and they would call me the Overkill Killer.
Michael: Okay, you are way creepier than an actual serial killer.

Dwight Schrute's silly antics crack me up everytime.

Dwight Schrute by +he realist. February 4, 2009

Dwight Shrute 

three words to describe Dwight Shrute:
hard-working,

alpha-male,

jackhammer,

merciless,

insatiable.

He is just like Dwight Shrute. In three words: hard-working, alpha-male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.

Dwight Shrute by Bartholomew123456 May 21, 2013

Dwight Schrute 

the worlds best assistant to the regional manager person who loves beets and Angela

Dwight Schrute is my husband baby daddy beet lover and the regional manager

Dwight Schrute by leannthebadbish January 4, 2020

Dwight you ignorant slut

The Office Season 3 Episode 20

"Dwight you ignorant slut depression is a serious illness"

-Michael Scott

Dwight you ignorant slut by yesion June 12, 2018

Dwight Schrute 

Character from NBC's The Office, portrayed by Rainn Wilson.

Dwight Schrute is fast. To give you a reference point, he is somewhere between a snake and a mongoose and a panther.

Dwight:
Determined
Worker
Intense
Hardworker
Terrific

Dwight: "Dwight Schrute. My father's name: also Dwight Schrute. My grandfather's name: Dweide Schrude, Amish. That's my family. I don't know where they came, the Amish, came from originally. Uh, Amland."

Dwight Schrute by valerie2776 June 13, 2008

Dwight Schrute 

AMAZING!!!!! Dwight Schrute:
-Office Character
-Beet Farmer
-Assistant (to the) Regional Manager
-Arch enemy of Jim Halpert
-Loves Angela

Jim:"im just saying you cant be sure it wasn't you"
Dwight Schrute:"That's ridiculous,Of course it wasn't me
Jim:"Marijuana is a memory loss drug so maybe you just don't remember."
Dwight Schrute:"I would remember."
Jim:"well how could you if it just erased your memory?''
Dwight Schrute:"Thats not how it works"
Jim:"Now how do you know how it works?"
Dwight Schrute:"Knock it off, Im interviewing you"
JIm:"No, when i came in here you said i would be conducting this interview!!!! Now exactly how much pot did you smoke??"

Dwight Schrute by Sarah110993 May 6, 2008