Double Date

Something you offer when your too nice to go out on a singles date with someone

"Dude, I asked her out and she said she would rather go on a double date"

by Mr. Diddlez July 19, 2014

datelush

A conceited misandric or mysogynistic serial dater. He or she often comes off as very much empowered and confident. However, it is often the case that they secretly loath themselves. After being in one failed relationship after another, they blame the opposite sex for their failings.

Since her first divorce, Margery's long string of failed relationships would seem to indicate that she is doing something wrong. She blames the men, but we all know that she is just a datelush.

by Jesus the Profit May 5, 2008

Laundry Date

When a normally mundane activity (ie. food shopping or doing laundry) is given social significance when accompanied by a love\sexual interest. It can be a good way to fit semblance of a social life into a young urbanites packed schedule, or can be a way of breaking the ice.

I wanted to hang out with Mary, but I had to walk my neighboors dogs so i took her with me. It was a laundry date.

by Ben Faulding September 24, 2005

poop date

when you and the person you're texting both have to make a bowel movement at the same time, and you still text each other why pooping.

Amando: Ayy I gotta poop
Robert: WTF so do I
Amando: Lol. Go do it... it'll be like a poop date. No homo

by FarEastBeast916 April 4, 2010

i guess im just a play date to you

the audio on tiktok where 12-29 year olds dance in slow motion like Timothée Chalamet

*plays play date by melanie martinez*
girl 1: omg this is the best part!
girl 2: omg yessss
*dances in slow motion*

i GuEsS iM jUsT a PlAy DaTe tO yOu

by 7o7.cecilia May 15, 2020

dateline

A take-the-money-and-run online dating agency who cancel your account whenever they feel like it, refuse to answer your e-mails and never refund your money. On-line frauds.

"Dateline have just terminated my account, despite the fact I've paid for another five months of membership yet, and the snotty fuckers won't even answer my e-mails to tell me what is going on".
"Don't worry. Dateline is for Russian immigrants trying to claim citizenship by marrying someone in this country, stuck-up bitches who think only someone with the looks of a film star is good enough for them, and predatory perverts who are only out for what they can get".

by Stormsworder September 25, 2007

Grind date

“The Grind Date is simply a slang way of saying working, being about your hustle, just trying to do your job. So you know, someone working really hard and maybe doing more than one job, have three jobs, it’s just a way of saying they are on their grind. They are on their hustle. They are just trying to make their ends meet and live. I think that we at De La Soul have come to see ourselves like that. We have never fit into what was the norm of rap, even when we were at the height of our career when we first came out. But even when trying to still put music out and make it what we want it to be its a lot of work, it’s a grind. So we symbolize where we are today and contribute to that word, it’s like it’s a ‘grind date’"

"Grinding and working your best to meet a certain level of success that you don’t know what it is until you get there. The term is actually playing of the term ‘a blind date’, like knowing that you have a date with a woman, but not knowing what she looks like until you knock on that door and she opens it. So we are saying it’s like opportunities and the success we are trying to reach with our career, you really don’t know what it is or how to measure that success until it’s pretty much over and done until you meet that day that its over and you tally everything up.”

(Posednous - De La Soul)

I am working hard, having the Grind Date
Until I get the money to buy my left leg's skate

by Ernests January 25, 2007