A person who is not moist, but not mentally sane. You will often find this person sitting in a tree looking at kids make out in a school, and this person will never become a memer (someone who creates memes) because they can't take the first step.
_xXXSHREKBOIXXx_: "Err whaat the fuck? Why are you such a crusty Boi? Stop looking at kids make out and get a life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"
CRUSTY BOI: "I chose not to be moist, and I won't take the first step to become a memer, so this is my new life"
by _xXXDANKSHREKBOIXXx_ January 16, 2018
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