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Mikey D Pie Crust

When you dont fully wipe your butt and you sit down. The poo must harden in the shape of a pie crust in and around your butthole. Once you stand up and release the contact between your pie and the crust, the smell unleashes causing widespread riots and pandemonium around the world.
The kid Michael had some Mikey D Pie Crust at lollapolooza 2010, 2011 and probably will at 2012
by BrunoPieCrust August 14, 2011
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Shut your pie hole -- your argument is mute!

Also used as: put that in your pie crust and bake it; put it in your pie crust and bake it; stick it in your pie crust and bake it.
Quincy: Did you know that the bell pepper you're chowin' down on, like a bloody HOG, is one of the highest pesticide vegetables on the planet?

Javier: Oh really? Well, I purchased this one at Fred Friggin' Meyer, and every one knows that Freds purchases fruits and veggies with low levels of pesticides -- so stick that in your pie crust and bake it!
by Verle "The Dean" Merring March 10, 2009
mugGet the stick that in your pie crust and bake itmug.
A monster mentioned in the 2007 best-seller, 'The Night of Unwelcome Visitors'.
This monster is combined of many people, and is some-what beautiful.
It happens to be a cross-breed of a human, and an animal, and this is what some people call 'disturbing'.

An extract from the story is shown below:
"The only way to defeat the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster was to play with its arse, and do a controlled extreme-supreme muscle-power-wank into it’s eyes.
Fred and Alan combined together, and did exactly that, and thus, the monster evaporated into a pile of burnt shit."
"Gerald, Dave, Joe and Jon had a massive gang bang, and all formed and absorbed into one big massive honey loaf of butter crusted anal cheese-like human/mongoose like creature, which couldn’t stop wanking, and had to ejaculate every 10 minutes.
This was now known as the Giant Honey Anal-Attracted Pussy-Preserved Crust-Munching Dick Stroking Monster."
by erectism January 11, 2008
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Flaky pie crust

Someone who likes to talk about everyone else but not deal with there own problems
by Whitepickuptruck November 27, 2019
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Crust

When some sort of specimen does not answer Elaina.
Kyle! Ugh...you crust
by Lhominiuk23 March 1, 2019
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Road crust

Leftover pizza crust that one takes to go in an informal fashion.
I wasn’t quite full when we left the pizza restaurant so I took a little road crust for the car.
by PrettyFeet March 24, 2024
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Crust

Verb - to crust something

To finish or complete something, usually an argument.
Originated in the rhyming slang "Crusty Bread" meaning "'nuff said"
Batman would kick spider-man's ass
No he wouldn't, spider-man is way better!
Will you guys shut up and crust it?
by Chadders66 April 5, 2011
mugGet the Crustmug.

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