David Copperfield

When your fucking your partner pile driver style and you stick a deck of cards in her ass and make them appear in her mouth

"hey honey *performs the David Copperfield* TADAAA"

"JACK WHAT THE ACTUAL F *muffle*"

by Kuumai March 28, 2022

That Solid Copper From Fat Sams

On Friday 12th November 2004, i met the hardest and most solid man in my life. With his sexy greyish/black barnet, huge biceps and earpiece, he certainly looked like he could knock out Arnold Schwarzenegger anyday.
He came along looking to confiscate cans of beer from underage drinkers, only to walk away empty handed (making a complete tit out of himself). He did scare everyone though and stopped them from underage drinking ever again.
He went back in his car and started to feel how incredibly massive his biceps are. they were huge. and he looked ever harder with that haircut and ear piece.

oooooo look at my muscles

by That Solid Copper From Fat Sams November 16, 2004

Dock the chopper

Cutting your pubic hairs too short.

I went down on Misty but had to cut the excursion short as I was getting a rash from her overzealous shave job. Another case of dock the chopper.

by stripeypajamas September 24, 2016

gotta hit the crapper

Another way of saying gotta use the restroom

Person 1: hey you wanna go to the store
Person 2: Sry gotta hit the crapper first

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

fucking dick crapper

The definition is that a person who is bad or someone who is horrible and is a dick and likes to poop on your shoe

a fucking dick crapper defininetly doesn't know how to drive.

by psun3 June 4, 2018

I was looking for copper and I found gold

When you are searching for Something and you find something much better

When you were searching for the Sewing kit and you find cookies: I was looking for copper and I found gold

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje November 20, 2021

picked me out of the crapper

to be cheered up.
when you are IN the crapper, you are feeling down or depressed or something.
To be "thrown in the crapper" is wen something puts you down or upsets/depresses you.
Therefore, if something "picks you out of the crapper" it makes you happier (:

Amy: so anyway, guess what (:

mell: whyaat?

Amy: me n sam made up... (:
   
mell: oh wow ! :D

Amy: Yea, really picked me out of the crapper tbh :D

by tombliboo October 5, 2009