CRITICAL!

Dan Owen getting butt-fucked by RnR...

As stated, Butt-fuck session between Dan Owen and RnR

by A2K March 25, 2003

Critch

Someone who uses their "authority" whatever it may be in their mind, to try and manipulate and take advantage of a person often do to their own insecurities.

Example 1 Gee, I can't believe that woman took what I said the wrong way.

Yea, she was a total Critch, bro.

Example 2
That woman told me to improve my vocabulary but the truth is she really should improve her listening and comprehension skills.

by WordOfTheday February 20, 2013

bear crit

The act of hitting someone so hard in a single blow that they expire mortally as a result. Derived from 'The Golden Compass, in which Iorek Byrnison, a giant talking battlebear king, kills an opponent by knocking off his jaw in a single blow.
Basically a one shot, but usually applied to blows about the head and neck.
An expanded interpretation allows for any sort of killing blow or devastating attack, especially while fighting at a disadvantage.
Typically used it highly dramatic circumstance.

Yesterday I was mugged by a crackhead in Tampa. Instead of handing over my ice, I said 'Go get a job, crackhead.' As he raised his knife in retaliation I punched the junkie so hard in the teeth that his jaw flew out the BACK of his SKULL. This is an excellent real life example of a bear crit.

by apoth January 3, 2008

critical observation

i dont know mothafucka

You got come critical observation on how much more that fried chicken need to be cooked?

by the fuck? October 28, 2013

Crit

Originally derived from the gaming community as an abbreviation for a"critical hit", The term Crit is a newly emerged racist term directed primarily towards Christians who purposely engage in discussions of Atheists, Muslims or other ethnic/unethnic groups to provoke or convert those in he discussion.

Crits ted to generally be straight, white, Right-Wing bigots with little respect for other races, religions, or sexual preferences; and usually support the same ideals as the U.S. Republican party, along with the movements for "white-oppression" and "heterosexual rights". They are also mixed up in the many controversies that the Republican party covers such as 911, The Moon Landing, and the Liberal government's supposed ploy to disarm all Americans and take over.

"I just couldn't get through to the guy. He just kept rambling on about the government taking over. What a Crit."

"So you're telling me that if the bible stated that 2+2=5 you'd believe it? Looks like we've gota Crit over here.

by Can'tfindpseudonym May 8, 2014

hippie-crite

A non-hippie scumbag who thinks they know everything. Being a hippie is generally about peace and love but they constantly grow angry and are fucking cocks about fat chick with back tits

Dude i was walkin down the street the other day in my new Abercrombie shirt when some hippie-crite runs over to me and starts bitchin about how im a conformist fuck and hes gonna kick my ass. So I pounded his hippiecritical ass into the ground

by jjsupah November 4, 2004

Critical Masturbation

1. What happens when you get two or more bicycle enthusiasts in a room. Typical topics of conversation include: How much their bikes/components/spandex bodysuits cost; How cyclists get no respect from motor vehicles, which they totally deserve and ought to fight for, even though the usual rules of the road--like stoplights, crosswalks, and one-way streets--obviously don't apply to bicycles; and What brand of toe clip/leg wax/douchenozzle is appropriate for race day?

2. The world's largest monthly circlejerk.

CABBIE: Sorry sir, it looks like we have a delay.
PASSENGER: Can't we go around?
CABBIE: Nope, they got the whole road shut down. Looks like some kind of douche pride parade.
PASSENGER: Oh, it's that time of the month: Critical Masturbation.

by Harry Bergdorf May 3, 2010