coochie defender

box lock cockblock
A female that will do everything to prevent a man from getting with her friend even though her friend is down.

Guy 1: Hey Ima go dance with that girl.
Guy 2: Man, don't even waste your time her friend is coochie defendin'.
Guy 1:Ya your right she looks like a coochie defender.

by KwakuZuLu January 25, 2008

Coochie q-tips

tampons

Honey, will you run to the drugstore and get me some coochie Q-Tips?

by dawgcat November 10, 2010

coochie cabra

Thirsty ass thot who's out late at night trying to get laid or free shit

That coochie cabra is trying to get me to buy her a bottle

by gangstascientist September 20, 2017

Coochie sweater

The large patch of pubic hair in the vaginal region that keeps your coochie warm during the cold temperatures

I’m so glad I grew out my coochie sweater to keep my coochie warm during the winter.

by Whore Donna June 7, 2018

Coochie Credit

When a male human does a good deed for a female, the female then owes the male “coochie credit”. Coochie credit means that the female is required to let the male sample her coochie.

Broski#1: Yo bro last night I opened the door for Rebecca at the party.

Broski#2: Yo bro that’s sick she owes u coochie credit now!

by AniboioK October 22, 2019

Coochie flavored vape pods

Something all boy dream of making but the school ho won't let you use her

Sam: dude messy won't let me use her for coochie flavored vape pods

Jake: yea shes a total bitch

by Cool coochie kid December 25, 2019

Coochie

A split between a womans thighs. Also known as the pussy, the pink smiley face, big old huff monster.

Damn, that bitch coochie stank like a crate of fish. Her twat should be inspected for smuggled ass juice.

by pussyeater April 5, 2004