cookie abortion

-verb
distruction of dough before it has a chance to develop

-make me some cookies
-cant, I already committed cookie abortion. sorry.

by stvncmupwths November 14, 2010

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Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006

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get cookies

The act of fooling around that leads up to male ejactulation.Primarily used when asking a friend if they had sex.

"Did you get cookies from that girl last nigh?"
"TWICE!"

by PyrorockingALEX December 12, 2007

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Raw cookie dough

1.a delicious concoction of flour, brown sugar, butter, eggs, and chocolate chips.

2. A cure all for depressed women, followed only by chocolate and ice cream.

When Sally's man broke up with her, she curled up on the couch and put on Days of Our Lives. She teared up as she consumed 3 gallons of raw cookie dough straight out of the bowl. Then she had 18 pints of Ben and Jerry's Cookie Dough flavored Ice cream. Now she is a fat ass bitch and she'll never get a man again. Then she died of salmonella poisoning.

by trajayjay July 31, 2013

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Nasty cookie

When a group of guys are participating in a circle jerk. Someone places a cookie in the middle of the circle. Everyone shoots their load onto the cookie. The last person to hit it, has to eat it.

In last night's nasty cookie session, I'm pretty sure Jim was missing the cookie on purpose. He must have really had a sweet tooth.

by Smittrain November 14, 2016

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