cocksaliva

sperm, especially when dribbling from the source

I was going to spray all over her face but instead cocksaliva came dripping out.

by Imjustasexyman September 17, 2010

Mike Cocks

The ultimate 'pretending he is important' dickhead in the office. Mike thinks he knows it all, but in fact, he's making life difficult for everyone else. In-fact, this Mike takes leave when he wants and takes credit for everything (but everyone knows he is a fraud and does not know WTF he is on about) , infact...he cock blocks everyone else making any positive progress. He even stops people taking annual leave because it may make his life slightly more difficult to edit fucking random spreadsheets while he takes his coffee breaks (hes probably wanking over some lesbian chick who works in the office tbh)

Fuck man....i know how you feel....this just another Mike Cocks problem. Just talk to the directors....i'm sure you'll get your annual leave.

by youdontknow_me June 27, 2019

Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

by William TJax January 15, 2022

mailbox for cocks

The vagina of a particularly well-known slut.Such as paris hilton.

person one:dude i would SO bone paris hilton
person two:thats pathetic.shes a mailbox for cocks

by M. Ale-man June 29, 2009

Boston Butt Cocks

The original meaning of of the gay 9 man baseball team from Boston Massachusetts, that likes to ram baseball bats up each other’s buttholes prior to each game

“The Boston Butt Cocks lost 5-2 against the Baltimore Whorioles!”

by Jordan Breyer August 21, 2018

Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Nickname for Eric Trump.

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.

by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020

Disregard that, I suck cocks

A phrase used by someone who posts on a forum or when in discussion when they make an opinionated claim with no real proof. Rather they are speaking from emotion and how they "think" something is or should be.

Then when someone corrects them of their mistakes, they own up to their failure, in turn making them a reasonable individual.

Ignorance is not a problem, its when you are shown the facts and still believe otherwise. That is the true crime.

Topic and Original Poster: "Guns should be banned forever, Britain did it and look how well they are doing!"

Reasonable Individual: "Gun crime doubled in Britain after they banned firearms. this includes armed robbery, burglary, sexual assault and other acts of violence.

why would a CRIMINAL care about a gun ban?

all they succeeded in doing is disarm rightful citizens from protecting themselves from being hurt.

Is a rapist going to attack you if hes staring down the barrel of a revolver?

Now, how likely do you think a rapist is going to commit a crime now that he knows you cannot legally own a firearm. and if you do shoot him...now your the criminal and hes the victim... well played.

Original Poster: "Disregard that, I suck cocks. I see your point."

by Nazi Liberal November 17, 2009