Cooking with jack

A horror of a cooking show run by a man controlled by salmonella poisoning named Jack Scalfani. Only cook his food if you have a death wish.

Dude, are you watching Cooking With Jack?
Yeah?
That food looks like what came out of my asshole this morning.

by 3ggst3r April 6, 2022

Chicken-cooping

To press your boxer-contained boner against a girls butt cheeks while spooning

He kept chicken-cooping me last night and I liked it. Kept my back warm all night.

by V spot November 5, 2014

Coobie

A large Breasted Older women who is on the Prowl for Younger men

Can you belive how many young Guys that Coobie has gotten to make out with her tonight

by Coobie March 14, 2009

Coolin

Coolin', or "coolin' out", "straight coolin'" and other vernacular is the act of congregating in a less than reputable locale with the presence of alcohol. It requires at least one person (see illin') to initiate said coolin' and another to acknowledge the invitation to cool out.

"Parking lot coolin"

"Coolin out"

"Straight up coolin"

"Coolin hard"

by Chicks Drink Free September 13, 2011

Corbin

Usually a mean person thats also a bit of a bitch and has the smallest dick known to man.

"Corbin is such a bitch"
"ikr?!"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

cooking eggs

Cooking eggs means to make crack

"When she saw me cooking eggs, she thought I was back at it."

Stunting Like my Daddy. Lil Wayne.

by g0ofy January 27, 2007

coobiac

A person who's appearance is oddly unsettling to the point where it makes you uncomfortable being around them. Like they might have down syndrome but they don't but they look like they could.

Man, what is the deal with Gary Busey? He's mad coobiac.

by Jim-JimJim-JimJimmy-JimJim March 9, 2009