conditioner

while recieving head, the male pulls out just before shooting the goods and goes in the female's hair. at this point, the male rubs her hair vigorously. Note: wash hands afterwards.

Last night I gave my girl a little natural conditioner.

by sickwitdadick July 2, 2004

condie

1) Slang for condom

2) Slang for Condolezza Rice

Looks like I accidentally pissed off condie again. Now we're fucked!

by Houman February 15, 2005

condish

short for conditioner

what kind of condish do you have, your hair smells nice.

by cabeera June 22, 2009

Consign

One fucking awsome band from the east bay.

You will feed Consign your babies for dinner because you love their music so much.

by Unknown October 30, 2003

consistitution

A document recording what a thing consists of.

Bob: What do brownies consist of?

Harold: Well, let me read you the consistitution:

We the Brownies...

Article I: Chocolate
Article II: Butter
Article III: Eggs
Article IV: Sugar

by yum! October 13, 2009

Consider a mammal

British colloquial slang for using a plane in order to export goods

"Blad the only way to get these drugs across is to consider a mammal"

by TerryWithTheBadNails May 25, 2017

Self-considerate

When you're a self-centred asshole all the time.

"Celebrities are very self-considerate."

by please kill my soul September 29, 2020