snot candles

thick and runny snot running out of both nostrils which touch the top lip.

The girl was so dirty she had snot candles coming out of her nose.

by SteveMick Pete December 5, 2005

Roman Candle

When your fucking a girl standing up from behind, and you cum so hard it blasts her off your dick like a roman candle firework.

If one is skilled enough, they can actually emulate the action of a real roman candle and do this several times in a row (with a different girl each time of course, since the girl is usually injured on her way back down to earth)

dude#1: I was going at it doggy style with that girl from the bar last night, and I shit you not, i actually came so hard, that she "rocketed" off my dick and into the wall....is there even a name for that?

dude #2: holy shit dude! you perfectly executed the ROMAN CANDLE!!! you gotta show me how....

by Felix Vennegaldi March 5, 2008

candlelight dinner

The mainstream's materialistic expression of what they call "love". People waste literally hundreds of dollars, if not thousands, on the food, the alcohol, and the special clothes (apparently, it's not cool enough to wear a t-shirt and some pants or a top and pants/skirt..People who take part in candlelight dinners must wear a suit or a dress). These are usually followed by sexual favors afterwards. To me, the whole thing is too much like prostitution. What else would you call sex for material objects, such as food?
Finally, you won't see me at one of those..ever.

Brandon and his whore were having a candlelight dinner, to be followed by a night of "romantic" pseudo-sex and calling each "snookums" in idiotic voices.

by marla x0 February 16, 2004

melted candle

When your lady has had multiple money shots to the face, neck, chest, neck and breast she will be looking something like a melted candle. Also known as Bukake.

Man, I just left your mom's house. We made her into a melted candle!

by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006

candle jack

Candle Jack, a supernatural villain who abducts anyone who says his name aloud. He is a character from the cult favorite cartoon show, "Freakazoid!".

"Candle who?"

"Candle Jack!"

*Candle Jack appeares and ties them up with rope.*

by Viral January 4, 2006

Condelizza Rice

A woman who has high rankings on the political spectrum. Rice is well known for her great efforts to bring about peace around the world, along with fighting terrorism. Condelizza Rice is a lovable version of George W Bush. She is a possible canidate for president in 2008. Another possible canidate would be Hillary Clinton.

If Rice was voted as president, not only would she be the first woman as president, but also the first person of color. It would show the world that America is in fact not racist, and could help America all away around. Compared to Clinton, Rice is far more moderate, with a slight taste of conservative. Clinton leaves that sour liberal taste that won't go away.

You might think Clinton would be a great president since she is a woman. Well then, that's sexist. But if you want to think in that frame, Condelizza Rice would be a great president because she is a black woman. Vote Rice '08, vote for progression.

New York voted for Hillary, the state where drugs are everywhere and kids sell themselves for sex and there is rap music and they cannot read. (An no changes since elections) Wel, four thos in Neu York, reed dis. Zoot up a cap in da ass and smok ur weed, Rice be prez for '08. Fizzizzle.

by kewlmanme123 May 8, 2005

yankee candle

Anything flaming and homoish.

Dude..Elton John is so yankee candle.

by Fry August 7, 2004