cock

When you stick your dick in a roster and say look at my massive cock

Jared: hey babe in the farm house look at my massive cock

by lilpeen56 January 4, 2020

cocked

To cock someone is to telephone them, wait for them to answer, say or shout the word 'cock' and then hang up. When this happens, you have been 'cocked'. The practice was made popular in the UK by the hit comedy series 'The Office', in which the hapless Gareth would regularly be cocked by Tim and Dawn.

Nojworth: We haven't cocked Gary lately
MacDaddy: No, lets do it! (phones Gary)
Gary: (answers phone) Hello?
MacDaddy: COCK! (hangs up)
Nojworth and MacDaddy laugh hysterically
Gary: (annoyed) Great. I've just been cocked.

by Nojworth July 20, 2006

Cocked

Cock-ed kok-ed adjective - the act of putting cock sauce on anyone or anything.

Damn man, I just cocked all over her face.

Say something else and I'll cock you, woman.

by Nector November 20, 2007

the cock

something that clayton glassman has one inch of.

clayton looooooooooves the cock!!!

by Wesley :) October 23, 2003

the cock

Used to describe someone or something that is awesome, fucking amazing, the shit, bitchin', narly, rad, spectacular, out of this world.

Ashley- "you're the cock!"
Brittney- "no, YOU'RE the cock man!"

"Dude, this cheese cake is the cock."
"Man, your mom is the cock!"

by Naybby-bne January 3, 2010

Cocked

Getting rammed in the rear.

That young fellow just got cocked in the ass.

by Kent May 6, 2003

cock

hillary clinton's biggest secret

hillary has a cock that goes from here to china, thats y bill had to fuck someone else, his ass hurt.

by fuck.you.asshole April 2, 2008