Crumble Cop

A law enforcement officer from Battle Ground, WA that was effective before Washington State passed Initiative 502 to legalize marijuana. If pulled over by a crumble cop in Battle Ground, your car would be thoroughly searched for marijuana. If even crumbles were found, you would be taken to Clark County Jail.

"Do the speed limit in Battle Ground, we've got that pipe in the center console and the crumble cops are out today"

by Dominickus Wells January 20, 2013

No cop no stop

The act of giving no shits at all. Can also be used of running stop signs cause you don’t care. A better way of saying yolo.

Her: What the fuck was that for?
Him: No Cop No Stop

by nøcøpnøstøp June 24, 2019

Cop a finesse

To get your way or to get around/ out of something.

Yo my mom found out I smoked I gotta cop a finesse.

by Words202 August 11, 2017

Cop Coof

To steal, rob, burglarize someone or to take something from someone without expectation. The items taken are usually large sums of money, drugs or items worth selling for money or drugs.

I'm about to cop coof on that dude's hat.

by HeyLaney July 11, 2009

cop lock

The gridlock that occurs when there's a cop driving on the highway and no one will pass it.

Why is every single car driving 60 mph on the highway -- even in the fast lane?

Dude -- there's a cop up front. It's cop lock.

by skidd1 November 7, 2010

cop talk

Cop Talk: An exaggeratedly wordy jargon, frequently spoken in a mono-tone passive voice. Descriptive yet extremely vague, this is used when describing a situation in order to increase the appearance of intelligence or credibility, while cloaking truth in a mountain of syllables.

The police officer is using cop talk to convince the jury that his use of force was justified.

by Kirkury December 14, 2015

airsoft cop

A rented cop, security gaurd at the mall.

man that airsoft cop wouldn't let me skate here.

by Gary James January 17, 2007