Coma-cation

Coma-cation.
Such as being in a cona referring to its a vacation . Thus a Coma-cation.

My kids have been testing me lately. I need a week long coma-cation ASAP.

by amihatesyou2 April 11, 2022

yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

Say this 3 times and it summons joostin joostin to come and jerk you clean

yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon
yuna coma tia gonatoshia coona tingadon

AHH OMG HES HERE!

by SSS102 September 24, 2018

Coochie Coma

To go a long duration of time without getting laid.

“It’s been over a month man, I think I’m entering a Coochie Coma”

by Joebama Biden August 28, 2023

Cunt-coma

when that pussy hits like a concussion and you proceed to knock out

Damn!! Damien is in a cunt-coma after Sheila rode him for days!!

by 3cheezsurprise December 5, 2020

Anime Coma

A coma with special circumstances that can only be caused by an anime’s world/logic.

Zero Two is stuck in an anime coma, poor best girl.

by SimpleeCasual June 23, 2018

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Thought coma

A thought coma occurs when you've been given orders by multiple coworkers, and you keep stuck by all the stuff they said though your brain can't think anymore, and your energy is drained completely.

Coworker 1: What's happening to you?
Coworker 2: Thought coma! I am back from the crisis meeting, they all shout at me orders like violent psychopaths.

by modhek February 2, 2022