Chessen

A slow moving commonly dull witted being.

Passenger: Why is it going so slow?
Driver: We're stuck behind a F***ing Chessen!

by Adam KilHarney January 9, 2008

Post Traumatic Chess Syndrome

When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.

Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!

by ChessSufferer September 15, 2011

3D chess

When you outsmart and completely play someone.

"she tried to get with me, I played along... She proved her disloyalty. I never was going to get with her. I was playing 3D chess

by MC GRILLED16 February 6, 2021

Chessy

A large ,highly intelligent rodent which lives in urban India.Characterised by its red eyes and devilish eyes,it enjoys gnawing on high school text-books ,particularly Physics ones.

Look ,Its a chessy !

Stop behaving like a chessy and EARN your grades child !

by Bob March 15, 2005

chass

(v.) to chass

A portmanteau of "chasing ass"; proceeding in the general direction of finely shaped derriere with the intention of admiring it discreetly.

Stu: Rick, where're you going? The lecture hall's this way.
Rick: Yeah, I'm gonna go the long way around. I'm chassing that fine ass honey over there.
Stu: Wait, I'll go with you...

by vortexx7 October 22, 2009

Chess Champion

A young person who has a very high squeaky voice and doesn't understand any sexual innuendo.

Hurbert: Hey would you like a creamsicle little boy. *slurp*
Chess Champion: Yes those are freaking amazing!
Hurbert: Come down to my cellar, they are down there.
Chess Champion: oh are they orange flavor?
Hurbert: uh sure...

by Dokvald January 9, 2010

chass

Verb1: To chew out one's ass as in a sexual format.
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Verb2: To chew out one's ass in a fighting manor.

1) While performing cunnillingus on a female sexual partner, the giver would also perform anallingus on the rectil area to stimulate other organs.
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2) Get in a verbal fight with often use of vulgar and profane words.

by Sex God May 5, 2005